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 THIS NEWS REPORTER : QUICK UPDATE It's never too late for a happy childhood ! LATE NEWS This year, Olga Pechonkina, from Russia, gave birth to her 69th baby !! Yes, 69 babies from one woman !! She first gave birth when she was 16 years old, so how young could she be now ? Send your answers to :
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" tongue " ( [ tung ] The soft pink muscle in your mouth is your tongue. )
" taste buds " ( On your tongue, you have lots of little dots. You use them to taste food. ) " Dymocks " ( a famous bookstore in the city ) " poo " ( If a man sits down on the toilet, he does a 'poo' ) DID YOU KNOW :
Butterflies have taste buds in their feet !! They can taste the flowers more quickly !! Imagine if you could taste with your feet !! JOKE OF THE WEEK : I like to read while I'm having a poo. Now the staff don't let me into Dymock's any more !! ( HA HA !! ) DON'T FORGET :
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